虎寬の異想世界　TIGER'S FUNNKY WORLD

だめ？

だめの？

だめですか？

仕様がないわ！

生まれたから~

一直以來都不以為意~

159.7

是在平均值以下?

是不及格?

現在159.7很少了

怎樣

159.7我無能為力

做什麼都來不及了

就這樣吧

心靈純淨與忠貞誠實比較重要

衛生局來訪

禁煙sign一枚 

傷腦筋.....

這警語貼哪好?

捐了那麼多的健康捐

已經盡量節制了

看著煙灰缸裡白花兒漸漸開起來

唉~

不覺得點了一根煙兒

讓我好好想想

這警語貼哪兒好?

夏天到 

來奉茶喔~~~

天氣不是漸漸....是很快的變熱

有多熱?有他媽的熱~

不是不愛夏天,又不是在海邊有比基尼可以看~

只好冰箱放入退暑冷飲~~

這牌在市面上較少賣點

在Costco採買的

果茶系列

雖然有糖,但不會太糖

雖然荔枝茶喝起來比較娘?涼?

新玩意兒~~

對我來說!

不知哪根筋不對

還是眼皮跳

跑去Pluzze店採購

挑戰1000pic

一早醒來目艮目青月重了~~~

星期一的上午

與您分享精神為之一振的歌曲

白人饒舌教父阿姆

2002年的作品

~露濕油簫父~

Eminem - Lose Yourself

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted…One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won'te out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Is he? No
He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunityes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His bosses don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunityes once in a lifetime yo

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunityes once in a lifetime yo

You can do anything you set your mind to, man


END

阿姆於2002年發表8 mile專輯

且自演同名大螢幕8 mile

記得當年於美國走跳時

曾與同班日本女同學去看此片

在激情的片段時

她手伸過來

抓了我

夾在大腿內側的...

爆米花~~~

(看~想到哪去~@@~)

テレサ·テン

60~70年代時

素晴らしい歌姫

今日

記念します~

時の流れに身をまかせ(テレサ·テン)

もしもあなたと
逢えずにいたら
わたしは何を
してたでしょうか
平凡だけど
誰かを愛し
普通の暮らし
してたでしょうか
時の流れに身をまかせ
あなたの色に染められ
一度の人生それさえ
捨てることもかまわない
だから お願い
そばに置いてね
いまは あなたしか
愛せない
もしも あなたに
嫌われたなら
明日という日
失くしてしまうわ
約束なんか
いらないけれど
想い出だけじゃ
生きてゆけない
時の流れに 身をまかせ
あなたの胸に より添い
綺麗になれたそれだけで
いのちさえもいらないわ
だから お願い
そばに置いてね
いまは あなたしか
見えないの
時の流れに身をまかせ
あなたの色に染められ
一度の人生それさえ
捨てることもかまわない
だから お願い
そばに置いてね
いまは あなたしか
愛せない

今日

靈感之神尚未降臨

哇靠~沒梗...

不曉得,

怎麼今日火筆戰神熄火了,

沒feel,想寫些什麼,卻寫不出個屁來~

客倌~幫幫忙,也給我些梗~今日沒feel~~~

貧窮 社會  人性   感情   機會

久違了,看了一場電影,貧民百萬大富翁(百萬大富翁是直翻的,貧民是到台灣才加上去的)

貧民,是上對下的貶稱,台灣對比較落後的國家,或許可用這稱謂.

但那些貧民並不會稱自己是,只會說自己是來自那裡.

從糞坑摔下到取得巨星簽名,然後又被輕易的被賣掉.

或許是告訴我們,機會到處有,但轉眼間就流逝了.

所以是要即時行樂呢?還是放諸回憶呢?

劇中,令人感動的一段對白,

女主角問:我們如果在一起,要用什麼生活下去

男主角毫不考慮的回答:LOVE

(好給他感動,害我都濕了~~眼框)

或許在亞洲,由其台灣,

在一起的雙方,都會用金錢或物質來恆量未來的生活

但都忽略了彼此會在一起乃是源自於"愛"

會生活在一起只是把這愛延伸,

If that without "LOVE", the life doesn't mean anything.

希望也有像主角般的幸運

俺は名前をたくさん持っています~

名字

並不那麼重要

對我來說~

名字,我用很兇,不錯用,反而本名變得不那麼重要了,

我也都用這些名字來分別我的朋友,

肥A(台語),小學5年級時,被取的,很不爽,比我胖的一堆

小胖,專科時,被取的,因為每個班級都有小胖,我是班上的那一個,總比被叫胖子好

阿寬,大學時,自我介紹時,自己取的,先取先贏,不然怎知會被取什麼,用了比較多比較久

Tiger,出國留學時用的,留學生都會取一個洋名字,因為屬虎,就叫Tiger,我才不要菜市場名Kevin,Andy,Peter...,Ｔiger這名字用到現在,以後也用.

老虎寬,車友及網路用,車友裡也有叫阿寬的,我被叫老虎寬,另一個被叫台南寬(其實他是台北人)

但可別以為我不用本名,是想隱瞞什麼,我人是真的,真誠的,真人不說假話,我不喜歡假扮一個不屬於自己本性的自我,因為那是欺騙~我不會!!!

所以,只要叫我什麼名,我就知道你是誰~

這世上

誰沒作過弊?

別說沒有,

我就有~

And what I wanna say is that I am very good at it~ always~冗談じゃねー

人非聖賢,誰不作弊~

重點不在作弊本身,而是觀念,雖"作弊"為不良行為,但只要神不知鬼不覺,作弊就沒有所謂的良不良的問題.(或許事過境遷,某個夜晚裡,良心不安起來,但又如果沒有良心,就也不會有所謂安不安的問題)

若要作弊,只有一個重點就是,"你他媽的不要被抓到",因為後果不堪設想,不但信用破產,且人格破裂,所以,在決定作弊前就要好好的想清楚,這後果是不是你能承擔,若不行,請儘早放棄這個壞念頭~

若可以,請放膽的下去做,且要做得漂亮~

說到作弊,本人可說是達人中的達人,

就讓達人來傳授幾招來參考參考吧~

刻鋼版:直接在考試前就先寫在桌上(以美耐板的桌面+HB鉛筆為最佳組合),在交卷前請記得用手心的餘汗把證據銷毀(達人美技:刻的內容以密碼呈現,即使被抓,也可矢口否認)(缺點:監考官在發卷前大風吹,此招破功)

夾帶小抄:就是把字寫得小小於紙上帶去考試(達人美技:平面式-卷軸式-扇型摺疊-單&雙面)(缺點:被逮到想賴也賴不掉,是有人當著考官的面給吞下去,but太激烈不鼓勵)(超級美技:用縮小影印於紙上,於小抄內容上貼上透明膠帶,泡水後把紙推掉,炭粉字蹟留於膠帶上,再貼於筆桿上)

達人通常以此兩技搭配靈活使用,配合當時的人,地,物來使用,所以每次考前都需準備,手法絕不粗糙,但就因需花時間準備,不斷的整理,反而都背了下來,所以達人之所以敢自稱達人,其實是達人悟出了作弊的最高境界,

全記在腦裡:不但無色無味,且藏之無形,不但不留痕蹟,也不怕被抓,考完即忘,伸縮自如.

達人在此並不是在吹噓自己的瓜甜,而是要警惕世人,凡事後果是自己無法承擔,就別做,既然敢做,就應該要有不被抓到的美技,不要做了壞事,因手法過程粗糙,而被抓到,這算失敗,因為你根本就沒有做壞事的資格~

要好好想想你的家人,你的朋友,那些你愛的,愛你的人們,

人在做,天在看~

一位不太熟悉的車友:

嘿~老虎寬!

你很有名~

你之前在MSN社群裡,伴隨著我們渡過美好時光,謝謝你~

Yes,we have good time, and me, too.

去年年底,MSN社群掛了,那是老虎寬苦心經營8年的網頁,

那時,只因部落格沒像現在如此發展,只是找個地方放放照片罷了,

但真的沒想到,老虎寬不但在那時誕生了,也在Vespa的世界裡跳了起來(圖個名吧~我很低調滴~)~

(常常在路上,msn上,車行裡,或朋友間被認了出來,"老虎寬,我認識你",其實心裡莫名的開心)

But any way,

人說:人掛留名,虎掛留皮.

我想這隻虎除了皮(別問我什麼皮)以外,也圖個名吧~

這是我第一次使用部落格,

I will毫不保留,

Let's fucking this world～～～～～！！！凸