虎寬の異想世界　TIGER'S FUNNKY WORLD

夏天到 

來奉茶喔~~~

天氣不是漸漸....是很快的變熱

有多熱?有他媽的熱~

不是不愛夏天,又不是在海邊有比基尼可以看~

只好冰箱放入退暑冷飲~~

這牌在市面上較少賣點

在Costco採買的

果茶系列

雖然有糖,但不會太糖

雖然荔枝茶喝起來比較娘?涼?

新玩意兒~~

對我來說!

不知哪根筋不對

還是眼皮跳

跑去Pluzze店採購

挑戰1000pic

一早醒來目艮目青月重了~~~

星期一的上午

與您分享精神為之一振的歌曲

白人饒舌教父阿姆

2002年的作品

~露濕油簫父~

Eminem - Lose Yourself

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted…One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won'te out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Is he? No
He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunityes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His bosses don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunityes once in a lifetime yo

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunityes once in a lifetime yo

You can do anything you set your mind to, man


END

阿姆於2002年發表8 mile專輯

且自演同名大螢幕8 mile

記得當年於美國走跳時

曾與同班日本女同學去看此片

在激情的片段時

她手伸過來

抓了我

夾在大腿內側的...

爆米花~~~

(看~想到哪去~@@~)

空蕩蕩~不團也不圓~

今日喵空沒人兒

只有Vespa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa

只有 vespa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa .......

見鬼啦~

哪來這麼多車~

貓欖都變懶貓了~

沒遊客,更沒426~

今天只有Vespa~~~

很神奇的

傳說中的謎之P軍團成員

出現了很多成員

不過感覺

P軍團

車老了

人也老了~

是的

寵物

現在沒有

曾經短暫飼養

馬麻也說過不好養~

從同事那送來養的

很可愛

很貼心

不過大家都說是這畜牲的特性

牠的過去

I don't care

Because not my business

只希望能帶回家好好的照顧

那時很善解人意

很貼心,很窩心

講的話會聽

但教都教不會

但終究無法抵抗本性劣根

這種難養難照顧的寵物並不適合

出去 出去 去~

到街上去流浪吧~

搖搖尾巴看看有沒有飼主

離開大門後

我就不是飼主了

無論是流浪犬,家犬,貴賓犬,敗犬...

都不是My business~

早忘了長什麼樣子

反正下一個寵物會對我更好

但現在無心飼養寵物

太忙了

如果有寵物的話對寵物本身也不公平

等時間多一點

再養養看...

說實在的

養寵物滿樂趣的

這是舅媽的Vespa

年份跟老虎寬的"製造年份"同一批~

不忍Rusty在工廠一角塵封了28年,歷經兩次大水滅頂,

老虎的Vespa CPR, 給予Rusty 新生命~

引擎卸下後搬入室內 菜瓜布上場 剛刷上場 放入大面桶內用煤油刷 外表大致完成清理 晾乾 放入收納桶 拔出引擎"三波多" 拔出避震腳像皮 特工 離合器開蓋 解開螺母華司 解開華司 卸螺母 卸離合器 華司取出 螺母取出 上特工 取下壓環 卸離合器片 飛輪司多帕取下 榔頭巧勁取飛輪 取下飛輪螺母 內仁出現 取下電盤 卸汽缸頭 30多年的歲月 卸歧管 卸汽缸 粉油膩 汽缸 卸活塞司多帕 卸下活塞 打開引擎case 木椅引擎修理架很好用 引擎內部 拔聖誕樹 拔哭浪酷 拔起動彈簧 拔齒輪 應該沒人看這麼仔細 偷偷詌譙兩句 暗暗 老王還錢來 拔下變速齒輪 續拔 再拔 打字好累 看圖說故事 有圖有真象 這是哪裡 靠鱉我也忘了 取下油封 取下油封 取司多帕 取下起動橡皮 取出O環 卸變速座插峭 取下變速座 同上多拍一張 取變速桿 小心鋼珠彈出 取出變速爪 取下離合器盤 取司多帕 同上 將所以零件清洗 擺放晾乾 這是所有的器官 摸好後汽缸加工 排氣加工 排氣歧管加工 離合器片組裝 刀片割線 凹槽加深 完成 上油 上油 上彈簧 上油 裝 離 合 器 油杯O環 擠入 煞車腿O環 同上 化油器 正義大利 鋼琴盒 拆卸完成 清理 用化油器清潔劑 前岔組裝 前岔 培林上油 上避震 煞車鼓 烤漆 上培林 上油 上油 上O環 一直上 完成 近照 煞車皮加工 完成 上油封培林 橡皮 油封 上變速內爪 上油 起動腿O環 引擎三波多更新 更新 彈簧更新 上油 油 阿不拉 煞車鼓 組合 引擎組合檢查 上汽缸 上 汽缸 上汽缸頭 完成 排氣歧館 上電盤 調整 好累 忘了 上飛輪 上煞車鼓 車台補強 防滾籠 原汁 原味 完成 完成 完成啦~

テレサ·テン

60~70年代時

素晴らしい歌姫

今日

記念します~

時の流れに身をまかせ(テレサ·テン)

もしもあなたと
逢えずにいたら
わたしは何を
してたでしょうか
平凡だけど
誰かを愛し
普通の暮らし
してたでしょうか
時の流れに身をまかせ
あなたの色に染められ
一度の人生それさえ
捨てることもかまわない
だから お願い
そばに置いてね
いまは あなたしか
愛せない
もしも あなたに
嫌われたなら
明日という日
失くしてしまうわ
約束なんか
いらないけれど
想い出だけじゃ
生きてゆけない
時の流れに 身をまかせ
あなたの胸に より添い
綺麗になれたそれだけで
いのちさえもいらないわ
だから お願い
そばに置いてね
いまは あなたしか
見えないの
時の流れに身をまかせ
あなたの色に染められ
一度の人生それさえ
捨てることもかまわない
だから お願い
そばに置いてね
いまは あなたしか
愛せない

外星人?!

OS:媽媽~我眼睛睜不開,牙齒掉光光啦~

這個表情就古錐的外星人

馬家軍一員?

@ Philippine Ocean Park

當街被勒索

這還是我生平頭一遭

真衰,

出差走在菲律賓馬尼拉街頭,

背後跑來個小鱉三搭我肩,

我頭也沒回順手把手給撥開,

這就給這鱉三機會挑釁了!

他搶了我的眼鏡,用破英文跟我要1000披索才肯還我,還不時拉起袖子,秀出他很模糊的刺青

唉~人在別人的國家裡,更何況菲律賓是有槍的,

不囉嗦,給牠給牠~

這1000披索買下了我對這國家的壞印象

Philippine is damn SUCK!

反省:

我的外表太像日本人了,

皮膚太白,水嫩水嫩,

慈眉善目,

.....

馬里個ABC....

我下次來個電棒黑人卷髮,黑皮膚,檳榔紅唇,刁煙,扒懶,抓養,秋跳~

嚇屎這些矮黑人~暗~

今日

靈感之神尚未降臨

哇靠~沒梗...

不曉得,

怎麼今日火筆戰神熄火了,

沒feel,想寫些什麼,卻寫不出個屁來~

客倌~幫幫忙,也給我些梗~今日沒feel~~~